gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

nagisasbitch:

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

ordinary slides are okay

waterslides that are not wet are a DISGRACE

Reblog if you think no one has a crush on you.

(Source: simpli-citi)

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.